The latest trend in New York City is the Green Tea Matcha Latte. Everyone is drinking them. The reason I know about this is because the other night I OD’ed on Nutella.

So as it always happens in times like this, the next morning I decided to go on detox and got on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop. It took me several minutes before I figured out how to spell Gwyneth, but finally I got on there and started the detox plan at 7 a.m. sharp with a…